“God” Tales of Mere Existence by Lev Yilmaz
This is sheer talent in its most rational form.
Posts tagged "God"
I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It’s just that the translations have gone wrong.
John Lennon
If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.
If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.
If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?
If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?
Epicurean Paradox (The Riddle of Epicurus)
Every Month by Andrea Gibson
Every month, when I get my period
I breathe a sigh of relief and thank God I’m not pregnant
‘Cause you never know when Jesus is comin’ back
And you never know who God’s gonna choose to be the next Virgin Mary
And can you imagine anything more scary
Than staring down between your legs
And seein’ the little glowin’ head of baby Jesus?
Holy shit, no, thank you
…
I mean, what kinda bumper sticker would you get?
Your son’s an honour student?
Yeah, well my son walks on water and heals lepers, motherfuckers
Think of the pressure
Personally, I’d prefer to give birth to Lucifer
A fixer-upper
The kinda kid that’ll sit at the Last Supper
And complain that Judas got more mashed potatoes
‘Cause God knows
The Holy have done more damage to this world
Than the Devil ever could
