Wes Anderson: Indie music fans (although none will fess up to it).
Steven Spielberg: People who haven’t seen any movies
Jean Luc-Godard: Francophiles who are bitter
François Truffaut: Francophiles who are joyous
Ingmar Bergman: People who prefer books to movies
Sofia Coppola: Girls who want to make movies
Gus van Sant: LGBT teens
Michel Gondry: DIY types who are too busy making stuff to watch a whole lot of movies
Michael Bay: complete dumbasses
Tim Burton: High school art students with piercings and wild hair
Michael Moore: Politically active pinko liberals
The Coen Brothers: Cynics with a penchant for old movies
Woody Allen: Gentiles who wouldn’t mind being Jewish (and vice versa)
Stanley Kubrick: Kids who just got their first camera
Quentin Tarantino: People who insist on demonstrating their cinephilia by incessantly quoting movies
Richard Linklater: Slackers
Wong Kar-Wai: Hip jet-setters
By virtue, I wanna bone Quentin Tarantino.
